Omg everybody and I am so sorry for not writing a blog for awhile, but here lately it has been busy on the ol home front with practice's, concert's, and trying to hold peace talks between to fighting States in the country of Lestertonia in which I am the President of or you could called a Dictator, either way my country my rules.
So there has been a war in my country between two States, Madiville and Sarahville. The war started out several years ago as a simple skirmish between the two States, but recently it has been upgraded to a full scale war, as President I had to finally step in with the help of my trusted VP Missy ( Wife). The war between the two States was mostly terrorist attacks on each others bathrooms. Madiville had a bad habit of using Sarahville's bathroom even though she had her own. Sarahville decided enough was enough and decided to stop up Madiville's bathroom toilet as retaliation. Then came the pot shots at each other, then came the talking loudly saying what the other one did hoping to get them in trouble that President Lester would step in and place sanction's on the guilty State.
Now folks being President of a country can be difficult and trying sometimes but with a level head and a calming nature I was able to negotiate truces between the two young and up coming States. What I did to stop this horrible and tragic war was quiet easy. I started out by sitting both States down at the truce tables and simply laid out a peace offering which both agreed on. Here is a rough draft of the peace talks that happened last Friday.
1. Use your own bathroom
2. Do not trash your neighboring States bathroom faculties
3. Do not tell on the other just to get the other State in trouble
4. Learn to work together for you are sister's and you LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH, RIGHT, RIGHT. I thought so
5. And finally do not beat each other up.
If any of the peace treaty is broken and charges brought against either State, sanctions or embargo's would be brought against the guilty State or States.
I am proud to say as President peace has returned to our little country, but remember no matter what you do or say I have a secret police division which is headed by, yes you guess it none other than the VP Missy my wife and number one snitch.
I love my kids very very much and being a father to girls especially girls close in age can be very trying, and since I am not a girl and I don't have all those hormones ( thank you Lord ) I have learned to be more patient and caring to their needs as they get older. So girls not only do I need to be patient with you please be patient with me.
