Monday, January 17, 2011

Kids Honestly Do Say The Darnedest Things

So this last Saturday night I had to cook for a dinner party for about eight people and four of those people were kids, two counting mine. Well in my house due to everybody is always  busy sometimes things or rooms don't get cleaned like they should. Now the main rooms of the house are always clean along with my man cave (sometimes) but sometimes our master bedroom could use a cleaning ( Missy clothes laying around, my clothes laying around) plus we have our dog cage in our room. Now that night our room was trashed and people I mean it was trashed. Apparently our dogs do not like toilet paper and feel that toilet paper and can be dangerous to their human owners. My dogs sometime during the day attacked several rolls of toilet paper and shredded them into millions of pieces. Now my dogs were probably very proud that they killed that horrible, horrible toilet paper, but I wasn't very proud.
   Around 730 our guest showed up one couple had two girls one was eleven and the youngest was an adorable seven. Now the kids were having a blast playing with our two dogs but as dinner got closer to being done I told Missy to put up our dogs, now mind you folks our bedroom is by the kitchen and everybody was standing around the kitchen. So as Missy was opening the bedroom door and telling our dogs to go home the youngest girl says to Missy " Why you telling them to go home" Missy replies " Well that what we tell our dogs so they know to go to their cage" as Missy is telling this to her the little girl is looking into our bedroom. The next thing that came out of this little adorable, bright, honest child was " Mommy she is putting those dogs in a very dirty room with toilet paper all over the floor." What could I say to the little girl but" That's the dogs room and I told them to clean before you came over, I guess they didn't.
   So always remember folks little kids are AND will always be the most honest of any person you meet. Until next time enjoy life like there is no tomorrow.
 

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