My Wife The 900 Operator

 Here we are again folks another day in the life of the Lester family in sunny,  Fl. So for the men reading this you will know where I am coming from. For the women reading this you might just get some ideas, better yet try this on your husband's or boys friends.
  The other night we decided to go out and celebrate one of my lovely and beautiful wife many accomplishments as the new CEO of her new company she is working for. Now sometimes my wife depends on me to give her some ideas or suggestions on how to do  things. So the other night while eating wings and drinking several pitchers of beer at our local watering hole ( Gators). Which I want everyone to know we had a DD in our lovely 16 yro daughter, thank you Madi. Missy was telling me about an interview she had coming up with a possible new employee. I asked her if it was a man or a woman. She answered a man who she said could bring a lot to the company as an employee. Now this is where it gets tricky, jokingly I said you need to hire some women with sweet voices so when drivers call in they hear sweetness not the rough voice of a man.
  Now everybody knows when you date your love life is awesome, and everybody knows when you get married it kinda slowly decreases. Because we all know with marriage comes more responsibility, bills, jobs, kids, and sometimes more kids (unless you are the Duggards then you act like rabbits). So with marriage and the responsibilities comes the excuses such as, I'm tired, I have a headache, its that time of the month, the kids will hear, I don't feel pretty, and my favorite I haven't had a shower. So Missy looks at me as serious as she can and says " Do you think I have a sweet voice" and I responded by saying " Yes I do" so she turns to me and says " What would you think if I wanted to start one of those sex 900 services". Now I know she was joking so I knew my next response I would not get in trouble, so I looked at her and said " Sweetie you have a beautiful voice and a sexy voice but who wants to call a 900 sex hotline and get turned down on a phone when they can get turned down in person. Now if you wanted to start a 900 sex hotline for losers who wanted to think they were married or in a relationship and wanted to know what it felt like to be turned down that would be an awesome idea". Needless to say I was wrong I did get in trouble.
   So in closing men remember even when your wife or girlfriend is joking and you answer her with what you think is a funny and well thought out answer 6 out of 10 times you will be wrong. For the women reading this please go home and ask the same question Missy asked me and see what your response you get, just remember he is a man and sometimes men dont think.